Unlike their risqué cousins, these palette-swapped scrollkeepers guard a treasure trove of holy scriptures, straight edge lifestyle guides, and family friendly stories full of moral lessons. Their library is roughly ten thousand times less popular than the one with all the cheeky doodles.
Base health
At spawn, minute zero, before the run scales it.
Contact damage
Move speed
XP dropped
Where it spawns
Health here is the base figure the game spawns it with. Enemies gain health every minute the clock runs, Curse multiplies it again, and Inverse doubles the whole stage before any of that.



Westwoods