There’s this guy selling keychains of these things who keeps asking me to make them “a thing.” I refuse to burn my integrity by contriving merchandisable horror “lore” for these weird goblins. They’re just stinky little guys, and there’s nothing deeper to them.
Base health
At spawn, minute zero, before the run scales it.
Contact damage
Move speed
XP dropped
How it fights
- Walks through walls. Terrain does not stop it.
- Health × your level. Multiplied by your character level at the moment it spawns, then locked in.
Resists
The game publishes a magnitude for each of these and never says what the scale is, so treat them as effects that land badly rather than as percentages.
Where it spawns
Health here is the base figure the game spawns it with. Enemies gain health every minute the clock runs, Curse multiplies it again, and Inverse doubles the whole stage before any of that. This one also multiplies its health by your character level as it spawns, so it gets tougher the better your run is going.



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